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Party Favors

on May 23rd 2012

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I’m fine until we come to the caption.

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Vatican Idol

on May 22nd 2012

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Are these supposed to be vows-of-silence monks? Do they have them in the Vatican? Help a Jew out here, okay?

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Father of 30 Complains About Paying Too Much Child Support [CJA]

on May 22nd 2012

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We express our sympathy for the guy here (Corrected URL)

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CJA: Supreme Court Rules That Posthumously-Conceived In Vitro Twins Aren’t Eligible For Father’s Social Security Survivor Benefits

on May 22nd 2012

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Well, sort of…

(Odd sort of synchronicity between this morning’s two CJA articles, now that I think of it)

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Just wondering…

on May 22nd 2012

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A lot of businesses added “fuel surcharges” a few years back when gas was over $4.50. Now we’re seeing another series of fuel surcharges as gas approaches $4 again. But in between, did anybody actually roll back their fuel surcharges when gas dipped back down below $3?

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CIDU MIDU

on May 22nd 2012

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Bonus CIDU in honor of the fact that I’m seeing Phantom tonight at 7:30

on May 21st 2012

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I don’t think seeing the play will help me understand this comic, though…

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Because a Leopard Can’t Change Its Spots

on May 21st 2012

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CJA: Amusing footnote to the case of the woman being sued for texting a driver before an accident

on May 21st 2012

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Okay, well I found it amusing…

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OTM

on May 21st 2012

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A reference to the name of the strip (Off the Mark)? I still don’t see the joke, though…

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CJA: ”Defense of Marriage” Question

on May 21st 2012

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Okay, I’m serious about this: the whole point of the “defense of marriage” concept is that gay marriages endanger the more traditional man-woman marriages. So I put out a call asking to hear from somebody whose marriage actually needed to be defended against gay marriage, and why.

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At Least It’s Not a Gremlin…

on May 21st 2012

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Don’t you hate when that happens? I don’t see the joke, though.

And am I the only person “of a certain age” who was reminded of this?

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Sunday Funnies - LOL May 20

on May 20th 2012

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CJA: ”Millionaire gets 16 years for DUI death… at home”

on May 18th 2012

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And the “Misleading Headline of the Month” award goes to…

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CJA: Kindergarten Psychopaths, Preparing for a Police Line-Up, NFL Lawsuits, and the Execution of an Innocent Man

on May 18th 2012

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Friday Morning Miscellany

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Adam wears a fez now. Fezes are cool.

on May 18th 2012

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CJA: Judge rules on whether the prosecution can mention the disappearance and presumed death of Drew Peterson’s fourth wife when he stands trial for the murder of his third wife

on May 17th 2012

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Also, a trial date is set

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Terry: ”RIP” is shorter, is it not?

on May 17th 2012

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CJA: How to Legally Fire a Pregnant Woman

on May 17th 2012

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Maybe.

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Of course they’ll be driving forever, because gas stations don’t list “unleaded” anymore

on May 17th 2012

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And for that matter the last time they did, gas was nowhere near $4, so those signs never existed

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Customer Sues Walmart Over Racist Announcement [CJA]

on May 17th 2012

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“Attention Walmart customers: All black people must leave the store”

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Gene, Grow a Pair

on May 17th 2012

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I’m sorry, but this storyline is really annoying me: Either Arlo or Janis should point out to him that he’s living with Mary Lou, he owns a house with Mary Lou, and Mary Lou’s daughter calls him “Dad.” For all practical purposes, he is married. It’s far too late for him (a 22-year-old man) to run away back to Mom and Dad and complain about Mary Lou not wanting to spend time at the beach with him.

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Smile

on May 17th 2012

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[CJA] Reprehensible or not? An alleged rapist sues his accuser for defamation

on May 16th 2012

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Not a hypothetical accused rapist, by the way: this is a Dominique Strauss-Kahn update

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Rut’s With That Guy’s Face?

on May 16th 2012

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What exactly is the significance of Norm’s father looking like a character from Cyanide and Happiness?

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