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Boy, did THIS one age badly!

on Apr 30th 2011

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I don’t think we’re quite at the point where you have to be a geezer to know what a roll of film is, but people under a certain age aren’t really going to “get” the whole “photos are expensive” concept.

In 1999, I took my son to the New York International Auto Show for the first time (though he’d been going to smaller shows since he was 3 years old). He went through 19 rolls of film. That’s film plus developing.

I bought my first digital camera just before the 2000 show, realizing I’d pretty much save the price of the camera after only two shows.

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A Tip to the Wise

on Apr 30th 2011

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Actually, back in the day, it was common practice to tip your executioner — to guarantee a clean, relatively-painless cut.

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Saturday Morning Ewww

on Apr 30th 2011

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John Gale:

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Carrillo’s going to have to try harder if he wants to out-do reality

on Apr 29th 2011

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book.gif The Monobookist (the real-world version)


Also, there’s another bookstore that sells only a single title at a time — I think they change the title each month — but I only heard bits and pieces of the story on NPR the other day, so I can’t offer any further details.

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Love means never having to say you’re stumped

on Apr 29th 2011

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Passwords

on Apr 28th 2011

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So what’s the final stuff he’s typing?

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Well?

on Apr 28th 2011

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I Like This

on Apr 27th 2011

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(I really need a tag for “this isn’t a LOL, but it’s one of this week’s best anyway”)

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Thing 1 or Thing 2?

on Apr 27th 2011

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Turtles All The Way Across

on Apr 26th 2011

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LOL - April 25

on Apr 25th 2011

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Continue Reading »

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Now Playing

on Apr 24th 2011

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I just installed a program that lets me watch tv shows and movies on my cell phone screen. Would I actually ever watch a tv show or movie on my cell phone screen? Get real: I’m 55 years old — I’d be seeing cross-eyed for a week. But how cool is it that I could?

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Saturday Morning Ewww

on Apr 23rd 2011

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John:

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Because if she looks in the mirror she won’t want the samples??

on Apr 22nd 2011

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Because if so, wouldn’t it have made more sense just to offer her a free cookie?

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Trees

on Apr 22nd 2011

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Clearly cutting down trees is not ecologically wise; but “but not like this” implies some sort of apparent contradiction, as opposed to “this is an example of what not to do.”

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Wax Off

on Apr 21st 2011

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Wax On…

on Apr 21st 2011

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It’s been suggested to me that this might belong on the Arlo Page…

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Beanstalk

on Apr 20th 2011

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Mayo

on Apr 19th 2011

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Just wondering… Is mayonnaise something that people traditionally have trouble opening?

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It seems like he sort of had an idea for a punchline here, but he choked.

on Apr 19th 2011

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Well?

on Apr 19th 2011

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First of all, why doesn’t the well accept a clam, since clams are apparently the unit of currency in BCLand?

More significantly, why go through this whole set-up if it’s not going to end with the well throwing out a corpse?

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Bean Dip

on Apr 19th 2011

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Well yes, the premise is factually accurate, but what’s the joke here?

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Cukes IDU

on Apr 18th 2011

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Because the ones in the back seat are pickled?

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National Cleavage Day

on Apr 18th 2011

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Yes, this apparently does exist.

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Tax-Time Fun

on Apr 18th 2011

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Did my taxes back in early February – but since I owed money, I put the completed forms in a safe place intending to mail them out today.

Can anybody NOT see where this is going?

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