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I’m guessing this one’s an Arlo

on Nov 30th 2010

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Yeah, I know, it’s only a CIDU because it’s about a damn cat

on Nov 30th 2010

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Hot Dog! It’s a Three-fer!

on Nov 29th 2010

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This was sent to me as a LOL, a CIDU, and an Arlo Page candidate. I can’t speak for the LOL, because I’d already saved it as a CIDU, but I’m reasonably sure about the Arlo Page part. Continue Reading »

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This isn’t clear to me

on Nov 29th 2010

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Dunk

on Nov 28th 2010

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dunk.gifWhat am I missing here? She’s supposed to be the greatest female basketball player Ohio has ever seen, yet her dunking a basketball is on a par with walking on water??

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Sunday Funnies: LOL November 28

on Nov 28th 2010

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The 1964 NFL Season Called…

on Nov 27th 2010

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Saturday Morning Ewww

on Nov 27th 2010

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Not surprisingly, many people sent me this one:

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Watch

on Nov 26th 2010

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Comic That Made Us Gobble Out Loud

on Nov 25th 2010

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Turtles All The Way Up

on Nov 25th 2010

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Pun

on Nov 24th 2010

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This one gets both the CIDU tag and the LOL tag:

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One-Liners

on Nov 23rd 2010

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Bonus LOL, Arlo’d for language: Continue Reading »

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He had me at ”I dunno”

on Nov 23rd 2010

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Check, please!

on Nov 22nd 2010

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One cashier oversees six to eight self-checkout lines. Either Crankshaft is too blind to see this, or the cashier is too stupid to mention it, or Batiuk has never actually been in a supermarket with a self-checkout section, or some combination of the above. No excuse for this.

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Foof

on Nov 22nd 2010

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Visited my childhood home today…

on Nov 21st 2010

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The area isn’t much different than it was back in the day, but “our” house is the neighborhood eyesore. Looks like it hasn’t been maintained since 1968, and seems to be half a step ahead of condemnation. Do I have the right to be pissed off, even though I haven’t lived there in more than 40 years?

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Sunday Funnies: LOL November 21

on Nov 21st 2010

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Splinter

on Nov 20th 2010

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Off To Join the Circus

on Nov 19th 2010

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Yeah, I get what’s happening on each floor, more or less, but what’s the overall joke here?

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I have a feeling the tin foil is a factor here, but beyond that…

on Nov 19th 2010

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Oh, you know, looking at this again, a few months after I put it in the queue, it’s pretty damn straightforward after all. Move along then, nothing to see here. Give me a minute to find a different comic to put online…

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The Moose

on Nov 18th 2010

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What exactly is the sequence of events here? And is that mugshot ID on the principal’s back?

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And as far as I’m concerned, no discussion about killing a moose is complete without this:

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Squid

on Nov 17th 2010

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Squids. Ink. Got it. But I don’t get it

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I Still Don’t See It

on Nov 16th 2010

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Fear of Feet

on Nov 15th 2010

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Is this really a thing? Because all of a sudden I’m seeing a lot of references to people being afraid of feet, and it doesn’t make a bit of sense to me.
I mean, people can be afraid of anything, but lately this is being presented as a common phobia rather than, you know, a rare pathology.

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