Archive for August 18th, 2010

A Modest Proposal

Cidu Bill on Aug 18th 2010

I’ve been thinking, in light of the “Ground Zero Mosque” controversy, that we need a law prohibiting Christians from teaching in schools or working with children in any capacity: there are many documented cases of Catholic priests molesting children, after all, so we know all we need to know about Catholics. And really, what’s the difference between Catholics, Lutherans, Anglicans, Presbyterians, Episcopalians and Baptists anyway? Christians are Christians.

Filed in Bill Bickel, religion | 173 responses so far

Funny Television of the Week

Cidu Bill on Aug 18th 2010

Okay, so I’m watching a basketball game last night… actually, running on a treadmill in the health club and listen to my mp3 player, but there was a television screen right in front of me… and I look up and there are these two players going at one another like this:

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Except, of course, imagine these two as enormous, fierce-looking black guys. I thought I was mistaken, but they showed a replay and yes, they were engaged in a little-girl slap fight.

Eh, maybe you had to have been there.

The interesting thing is, the night before, there was a WNBA game on that same television screen, and those girls are freakin’ vicious! We’re talking Rollerball-level violence.

Filed in Bill Bickel, Rollerball, WNBA, basketball | 17 responses so far

What the Bleep??

Cidu Bill on Aug 18th 2010

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Filed in Arlo and Janis, Bill Bickel, CIDU, Jimmy Johnson, Scrabble, comic strips, comics, humor | 30 responses so far

What the Hell??

Cidu Bill on Aug 18th 2010

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Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Hell, Mark Parisi, Off the Mark, comic strips, comics, humor | 10 responses so far