Comments on: Pork Butt

By: George P

George P — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 21:47:51 +0000

You can get the donkey straight from the source and save a bundle:

http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Donkey-Cigarette-Dispenser.html

The pedant in me requires that I point out the error in the Johnson Smith copy: “kings”the most common length of cigarette these days, and they will fit in the dispenser. Camels are about the only cigarettes still sold in regular length. They mean that 100mm, or “100s”, won’t fit.

By: Heather D

Heather D — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 03:52:08 +0000

Elyrest, those are common as Christmas stocking stuffers, except they’re reindeer. And they poop root beer jelly beans. I think they’re hilarious!!

By: Elyrest

Elyrest — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 21:56:39 +0000

Mark in Boston - My brother-in-law has a polar bear that poops jelly beans. He thinks it’s a scream. It’s the “Poo-lar Polar Bear Candy Pooper”.

http://www.amazon.com/Poo-lar-Polar-Bear-Candy-Pooper/dp/B000NM99UC

By: Mark in Boston

Mark in Boston — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 21:32:28 +0000

Anyone remember the donkey cigarette dispenser from the 1950’s? Pull the ears forward and get a cigarette? They are still being made.

http://www.thingsyouneverknew.com/product/smoking+donkey+cigarette+dispenser.do?search=basic&keyword=donkey&sortby=newArrivals&page=1

By: Jeff S.

Jeff S. — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 19:09:39 +0000

“I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!”

By: CIDU Bill

CIDU Bill — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 17:50:23 +0000

Imagine how the cat must feel.

By: paperboy

paperboy — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 17:43:32 +0000

Got a pencil sharpener that’s inside a plastic cat figurine. You insert the pencil into the “anus”. Not sure I like it.

By: Daniel J. Drazen

Daniel J. Drazen — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 17:36:40 +0000

“Nobody look till I get my cork back in.”

Hamm, from Toy Story 2

By: Elyrest

Elyrest — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 16:59:58 +0000

I think the little pig is finding that, like many people, he has to pay to be “porked”.

By: Gilgamesh

Gilgamesh — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 16:55:38 +0000

“No…I could not be like all the other piggy banks with a stoppered hole on the bottom. I thought I would be the first superhero piggy bank: procto-pig.” Said the porcelain porcine: “I ended up with some kid who, every time I think I can relax, he is sticking his finger up…Well lets’ just leave it at that.”