Pork Butt
Cidu Bill on Aug 16th 2010
Lola: ARLoLEwwwww! A trifecta: piggy bank being violated, ummmm I meant raided.
Filed in Arlo Page, Bill Bickel, Ewww, Leigh Rubin, Rubes, comic strips, comics, comics that made us laugh out loud, humor, lol | 12 responses so far
Detcord Aug 16th 2010 at 12:21 pm 1
I saw this one yesterday and knew it should make it here. I thought Ewww for definite, but was less sure of the Arlo as I am still not that certain, despite reading CIDU Bill’s guidance, just exactly what an Arlo is, and how it’s different from an Ewww.
yellojkt Aug 16th 2010 at 12:36 pm 2
An Arlo would be closer to yesterday’s Sally Forth where there was a veiled reference to having sex in a hammock.
Gilgamesh Aug 16th 2010 at 12:55 pm 3
“No…I could not be like all the other piggy banks with a stoppered hole on the bottom. I thought I would be the first superhero piggy bank: procto-pig.” Said the porcelain porcine: “I ended up with some kid who, every time I think I can relax, he is sticking his finger up…Well lets’ just leave it at that.”
Elyrest Aug 16th 2010 at 12:59 pm 4
I think the little pig is finding that, like many people, he has to pay to be “porked”.
Daniel J. Drazen Aug 16th 2010 at 01:36 pm 5
“Nobody look till I get my cork back in.”
Hamm, from Toy Story 2
paperboy Aug 16th 2010 at 01:43 pm 6
Got a pencil sharpener that’s inside a plastic cat figurine. You insert the pencil into the “anus”. Not sure I like it.
CIDU Bill Aug 16th 2010 at 01:50 pm 7
Imagine how the cat must feel.
Jeff S. Aug 16th 2010 at 03:09 pm 8
“I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!”
Mark in Boston Aug 16th 2010 at 05:32 pm 9
Anyone remember the donkey cigarette dispenser from the 1950’s? Pull the ears forward and get a cigarette? They are still being made.
http://www.thingsyouneverknew.com/product/smoking+donkey+cigarette+dispenser.do?search=basic&keyword=donkey&sortby=newArrivals&page=1
Elyrest Aug 16th 2010 at 05:56 pm 10
Mark in Boston - My brother-in-law has a polar bear that poops jelly beans. He thinks it’s a scream. It’s the “Poo-lar Polar Bear Candy Pooper”.
http://www.amazon.com/Poo-lar-Polar-Bear-Candy-Pooper/dp/B000NM99UC
Heather D Aug 16th 2010 at 11:52 pm 11
Elyrest, those are common as Christmas stocking stuffers, except they’re reindeer. And they poop root beer jelly beans. I think they’re hilarious!!
George P Aug 17th 2010 at 05:47 pm 12
You can get the donkey straight from the source and save a bundle:
http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Donkey-Cigarette-Dispenser.html
The pedant in me requires that I point out the error in the Johnson Smith copy: “kings”the most common length of cigarette these days, and they will fit in the dispenser. Camels are about the only cigarettes still sold in regular length. They mean that 100mm, or “100s”, won’t fit.