Aside from the obvious “How the hell did Whamond get this into the newspaper?”, I can’t figure out exactly what she’s talking about. Continue Reading »
Andy: I expect that wedge-shaped “free play” object is an actual thing from the real world, and knowing what it is forms the basis of this joke – but I don’t recognize it, so I don’t know why it’s funny that this guy wants to use it for a carousel ride (nor why his date is so unhappy with the idea).
Elyrest: [July 14] “Arctic Circle & One Big Happy are going to Judge Judy. Two Lumps & Rubes are learning what to do with lemons. Now if we could just get Judge Judy to drink the tequila lemonade we’d all be better off.”
Quoted on the Doonesbury site (apparently Trudeau didn’t understand it either):
“Coming here today was like coming to Doonesbury. The system has failed my daughter.” - Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael, following her sentencing to 90 days in jail
Metatext: “”Mr Rogers projected an air of genuine, unwavering, almost saintly pure-hearted decency. But when you look deeper, at the person behind the image… that is exactly what you find there too. He’s exactly what he appears to be”
If this arrogant son of a bitch doesn’t get tossed out of office over this incident, then surely no voter who reads this New York Daily News headline will vote for him again.
And this year’s Worst and Most Misleading Newspaper Headline award goes to… [full News article here]