Rule 34

Cidu Bill on May 25th 2010

The metatext, “Grandma knits with only one hand, if you know what I mean,” pretty much tells me to Arlo this one


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23 Responses to “Rule 34”

  1. Elyrest May 25th 2010 at 12:10 pm 1

    Rule 34 - If it exists, there is porn of it. So it means there is knitting porn and maybe this is what Grandma knit for Grandpa? That doll would get sticky fast. Maybe this should be an ewww.

  2. Kamino Neko May 25th 2010 at 12:21 pm 2

    It’s all KINDS of ew.

  3. Cynic May 25th 2010 at 12:29 pm 3

    And the name of the image is rule42: always bring a towel

  4. Dyfsunctional May 25th 2010 at 12:42 pm 4

    The number 42 and “towel” in the same image name? That’s got to be a Hitchhiker’s reference.

  5. Morris Keesan May 25th 2010 at 12:55 pm 5

    But what’s the “13th commandment” referred to up top?

  6. Nicole May 25th 2010 at 01:15 pm 6

    Elyrest @1 — I am embarressed to say that I did not know what rule 34 was .. and was too lazy to google it. So I sent it in .

    But I also noted that it qualified as an Arl-EWWWW because grandma knitting a love doll was pretty gross all by itself, and then the fact that she sent it to her teenage grandson really raised the EWWWWWWW level

  7. Jay May 25th 2010 at 01:29 pm 7

    Dyfsunctional: Yup.
    Happy Towel Day everybody!

  8. Morris Keesan May 25th 2010 at 01:32 pm 8

  9. furrykef May 25th 2010 at 02:03 pm 9

    I am embarressed to say that I did not know what rule 34 was

    Wow. Of all the people here, who would have guessed it’d be you?

  10. Nicole May 25th 2010 at 02:25 pm 10

    furrrkef @9
    once a girl’s reputation is ruined , she never gets it back

  11. Igelino May 25th 2010 at 03:27 pm 11

    Nicole, your Rep isn’t ruined. It’s still great. : )

  12. Elyrest May 25th 2010 at 03:31 pm 12

    Yes, Nicole. I’m afraid we now have expectations regarding you. I, too, am shocked that it was who submitted this and no idea of Rule 34. We all expected better. :-D

  13. Jeff S. May 25th 2010 at 04:12 pm 13

    Anyone know the previous 33 rules?

  14. Kamino Neko May 25th 2010 at 04:25 pm 14

    Most of them are 4chan specific… Here’s a jpg of the list. #11 is the first generalizable one. And even when they get general…they’re still pretty 4chan.

  15. CIDU Bill May 25th 2010 at 04:57 pm 15

    Everybody knows there is no rule 6.

  16. AMC May 25th 2010 at 07:20 pm 16

    Thoughts that flitted through my head…..

    “She knew you wore out the sock monkey.”

    “Knit one, pearl goo.”

    “Wow. It looks just like grandma - and it’s so soft!”


  17. Kit May 25th 2010 at 07:23 pm 17

    @ Morris: I believe the 13th commandment is “Do unto others before they do unto you.”

  18. Morris Keesan May 25th 2010 at 07:53 pm 18

    … which of course raises the question of what the 11th and 12th commandments are. Lester del Rey, in his novel The Eleventh Commandment, says that one is “Be fruitful and multiply, and replenish the Earth”, but what about the 12th?

  19. waferthinmint May 26th 2010 at 03:48 am 19

    #18 Morris Keesan wrote:
    “but what about the 12th?”

    “clean up after yourselves!”

  20. Nebulous May 26th 2010 at 07:47 am 20

    I always thought that the 11th Commandment was
    “Don’t get caught”

  21. Keera May 26th 2010 at 03:40 pm 21

    AMC @16, at least you didn’t write “It looks just like grandma’s” - but that is, of course, what I read. ;-)

  22. AMC May 26th 2010 at 09:07 pm 22

    I like the way you think.

  23. Marie May 28th 2010 at 09:23 pm 23

    I’m just distracted by the Diesel Sweeties’ tribute, Bacon is a Vegetable Tshirt.

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