Peanuts grow under the ground on a plant that looks like potatoes. Potatoes are tubers. Peanuts are not tubers or nuts either for that matter, they are legumes. He doesn’t have a tuber, he has a legume. Phonetic coincidence re: tuber vs. tumor.
mildly funny. very very mild.
Chakolate - Their voices on the TV commercials make their sex obvious. (Assuming the colors are correct. I don’t follow them that closely.) There is a female M&M; in one commercial she decribes herself as “the eye candy.”
There are also the Minis, but they’re more a force of nature than characters.
(I should gather up and photograph my M&M collection…I’ve got tons of stuff with all the different characters…except Orange…never seen him before the site, actually. Got Red, Peanut (I will never call him Yellow! Never!), Blue, and Green, though.)
You know, I’m going to give up being whimsical. It appears I have lost the knack.
As for brown M&M’s, does anybody else remember that originally *all* M&M’s were dark brown? When they diversified the colors, they had a commercial of the brown ones diving into a pool, supposedly of color, and coming out the other end all different colors.
It’s silly what you still remember 45 years later, isn’t it?