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Satan Responds to Pat Robertson

on Jan 16th 2010

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His letter

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17 Responses to “Satan Responds to Pat Robertson”

  1. zbicyclist Jan 16th 2010 at 01:30 pm 1

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    See also

    Pat Robertson ‘A Public Relations Nightmare,’ Says God

    “While God held out no hope that Rev. Robertson’s “700 Club” would be cancelled any time soon, He did say, somewhat ruefully, “If Pat Robertson were on NBC he’d be replaced by Jay Leno by now.”"

    http://borowitzreport.com/

  2. Mark M Jan 16th 2010 at 01:40 pm 2

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    That’s hilarious. But I have to ask. How come the media doesn’t take on Fred Phelps in the same way? Is it because Phelps takes his “raging lunacy” to a much higher, sicker level?

  3. Autumnal Harvest Jan 16th 2010 at 02:01 pm 3

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  4. George P Jan 16th 2010 at 02:31 pm 4

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    Satan needs an editor.

  5. Elyrest Jan 16th 2010 at 02:34 pm 5

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    George P (4) - They say the devil is in the details. Maybe he got too detailed.

  6. Pat R Jan 16th 2010 at 02:37 pm 6

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    This made me laugh out loud. I love it!

  7. Charlene Jan 16th 2010 at 02:44 pm 7

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    Mark M, Fred Phelps does what he does specifically in order to get people so angry at him that they attack him. Then he and his family (they’re all lawyers, you know) sue and take everything the attacker owns. One of the ways they drum up rage is through the media. The media is no longer playing Westboro’s game and prefer to ignore him.

    Pat Robertson, on the other hand, isn’t obviously trying to manipulate the media.

  8. paperboy Jan 16th 2010 at 04:33 pm 8

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    Robertson said the deal was just to get the French out, (They had to make a deal with the Devil to make the French retreat?) nothing about material wealth.

  9. Rob aka Mediancat Jan 16th 2010 at 04:47 pm 9

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    – which kind of implies that he thinks the Haitians wouldn’t have had the ability to overthrow the French without dealing with the devil.

    Which is pretty damned insulting.

  10. CIDU Bill Jan 16th 2010 at 04:53 pm 10

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    Well, to be fair, Satan has been known to be somewhat deceptive in arranging these contracts. The whole “evil” thing, you know.

  11. George P Jan 16th 2010 at 08:37 pm 11

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    I meant that Satan needs help with composition. That letter is horribly written.

  12. turquoise cow Jan 16th 2010 at 10:41 pm 12

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    Satan makes some good points…

  13. Carl Jan 17th 2010 at 09:26 am 13

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    The Haitians really didn’t beat the French. (Beating Napoleon’s armies was really, really unusual for anyone.) Tropical diseases killed over half of them including the commander.

  14. paperboy Jan 17th 2010 at 02:51 pm 14

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    Yes, it was unusual to beat Napoleon’s armies, but even he met his Waterloo in a battle or two, something every military commander should remember.

  15. Nicole Jan 17th 2010 at 10:00 pm 15

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    Charlene #7

    “Pat Robertson, on the other hand, isn’t obviously trying to manipulate the media.”

    Class …. a fine example of sarcasm :-P

  16. mkilby Jan 18th 2010 at 03:09 am 16

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    @ Nicole (15), Charlene (7) - Pat Robertson is not “trying” to manipulate the media, he is succeeding in doing so. Even bad publicity is still publicity, and that is all that he needs to stay in the public’s eye. As long as he is visible, there will always be a few idiots who will send him money.

  17. Nicole Jan 18th 2010 at 07:59 am 17

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    mkilby # 16

    Touche

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