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Cidu Bill on Dec 14th 2009

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Dave Whamond, Dave Whamonf, Reality Check, comics, humor | 8 responses so far
Cidu Bill on Dec 14th 2009

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Dave Whamond, Dave Whamonf, Reality Check, comics, humor | 8 responses so far
Julie Dec 14th 2009 at 03:23 pm 1
Yes. And also because lint is the crap/byproduct of socks.
paperboy Dec 14th 2009 at 04:09 pm 2
The humor is that you fill in the swear word in your head.
Aaron Dec 14th 2009 at 06:20 pm 3
When I was a little kid, my parents called link “sock poop.”* I always assumed that was something they made up, but maybe it’s more widespread than I thought.
* People wonder where I got my messed up sense of humor…
paperboy Dec 15th 2009 at 01:46 pm 4
What bugs me about this joke is that nobody says “$h!t happens” when actual $h!t happened.
jubs Dec 15th 2009 at 02:11 pm 5
i laughed at “ANALogous to it’s butt”
also, why the squirrel head?
Mark in Boston Dec 16th 2009 at 01:10 am 6
Well, paperboy, when my tenant filled up his manure spreader with manure and drove it around the pasture — have you ever seen one in action? — I commented that for once I really saw the shit hit the fan.
paperboy Dec 16th 2009 at 01:06 pm 7
(in Jay Leno voice) Have I seen a manure spreader in action, Mark in Boston? Sure. I’ve seen all the president’s speeches.
Mark in Boston Dec 16th 2009 at 03:24 pm 8
Possibly-apocryphal story about one of the Presidents of the United States in the first half of the 20th century:
President, making speech: “And we must not forget that the farmer’s best friend is manure! Manure, manure, and more manure!”
Friend of First Lady, in audience, aside to First Lady: “For heaven’s sake, can’t you get your husband to stop saying ‘manure’?”
First Lady: “It took me long enough to get him to say ‘manure’.”