Comments on: Friday Morning Ewww

By: Jeff S.

Jeff S. — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:23:44 +0000

Well… some cheap hot dogs DO taste like sh!t.

By: paperboy

paperboy — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:33:21 +0000

I think the “Ewww” is the open toilet in the middle of a field.

By: David

David — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:00:40 +0000

The guy still eating could be the winner of both contests, if the point of the cookie toss is to not toss ones cookies.

By: mkilby

mkilby — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:22:13 +0000

@ Judge Mental (2), furreykef (3) - One easy way to fix the caption would be to change “winner” to “loser“. Then it all matches.

By: Keynote

Keynote — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:06:45 +0000

Yeah, the “two girls, one cup” video ain’t fit for consumption, from what I’ve heard. There are quite a few “reaction” videos, where people film themselves watching the infamous video and practically lose their minds. Even *those* (which don’t show any of the actual video) are disturbing.

Back to the caption. Perhaps the artist is trying to demonstrate the passage of time, and we’re looking at the *same* contestant. He’s already tossed a few cookies on the blue shirt; or, he’s about to take off the blue shirt to avoid getting it messy during the second event.

By: mister obvious

mister obvious — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:30:49 +0000

I’d guess the caption is a joke on an infamous internet video “two girls, one cup.” I’ve seen that title in a few places and know that it’s NSFW, so be warned if you search for it. I can’t explain much further since I haven’t seen the video myself, but there have been a few copycat types of lines sprouting around in a few places where the tag reads ‘two x, one y.’ This seems to fit the bill, and the Ewww title is very likely appropriate.

By: furrykef

furrykef — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:55:13 +0000

Judge Mental — though I agree that it’s better without the caption, I think the idea is that having to “participate” in the cookie toss in the first place automatically makes you a loser. In other words, no one wins the cookie toss; merely participating is losing.

It’s mildly tortured logic, I suppose, but it must be what he was getting at.

- Kef

By: Judge Mental

Judge Mental — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:19:14 +0000

I know this is an ewww, and not a CIDU, but the caption doesn’t make a lot of sense. Obviously the guy on the right is going to win the cookie toss, but he isn’t going to win the hot dog eating contest. A “reversal”, as they call it competitive eating, means a disqualification.

The comic works fine without the caption.

By: Frank the curmudgeon

Frank the curmudgeon — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:40:25 +0000

Kind of a mild ewwww.