Archive for August 10th, 2009

Bazookas

Cidu Bill on Aug 10th 2009

Chuck Douglas sent this as an Arlo Award candidate:

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Filed in Arlo Page, Bill Amend, Bill Bickel, Fox Trot, Lara Croft, Tomb Raider, comic strips, comics, humor | 8 responses so far

The Ewe Files

Cidu Bill on Aug 10th 2009

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The caption is Kit Marcy’s

Filed in Bill Bickel, Ewww, Rina Piccolo, Six Chix, comic strips, comics, humor | 5 responses so far

Okay, I’m Being Dead Serious Here…

Cidu Bill on Aug 10th 2009

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In the ongoing travesty that is the Funky Winkerbean strip, the Army somehow decided that the unidentifiable remains of a dead soldier were Wally’s. Imagine his surprise when he comes home.

Let’s not even discuss how such a mix-up is possible. What I’m wondering about is the logistics of this sort of thing: When Wally actually does pass from this mortal coil (which could very well be next week), will be be buried in the same grave where Faux Wally is right now? Can a plot be re-used? Or if this is a military cemetery, will the government just pull out the headstone and replace it with “Tomb of the Unknown Soldier”?

Just for the record, the military specifically announced a few years back that in future wars, there would be no Unknown Soldiers, since DNA records would make it impossible to ever again have an unidentified body.

Filed in Bill Bickel, Funky Winkerbean, Tom Batiuk, comic strips, comics, humor | 19 responses so far

I Can’t Quite Connect the Dots Here

Cidu Bill on Aug 10th 2009

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Filed in B.C., Bill Bickel, CIDU, comic strips, comics, humor | 19 responses so far