Archive for June 18th, 2009

Losing Their Religion

Cidu Bill on Jun 18th 2009

A bit off-topic, I guess, but…

I’ve been wondering how religion can exist at all in the comic book world, given what the people see around them: Creating life has been done and done some more. Change water into wine? Dozens of people can do that. The Scarlet Witch can change the very nature of reality without pausing from putting on her make-up.

That whole resurrection thing? Please! Superman, Green Arrow, Green Lantern, Jason Todd, Electra, Jean Grey, Jean Grey, Jean Grey… Just over the past month or so, the Flash, Kid Flash and Superboy all returned from the dead. We’re not talking “missing and presumed dead” here, but dead-as-a-doorbell, bodies buried. Captain America is supposedly coming back this week. Later this summer, apparently, a slew of dead DC characters are coming back en masse. True, they’ll be sort-of zombies, but you can bet that the more popular characters will somehow end up whole.  Comic book heroes die, nobody even bothers to cancel their newspaper deliveries.

So in the DC and Marvel Universes, how is it possible for anybody to look at God/Jesus/Allah and see Somebody worthy of worship?

Filed in Bill Bickel, Flash, Green Arrow, Green Lantern, Superman, comic books, religion, super heroes | 41 responses so far

Before More of You Ask…

Cidu Bill on Jun 18th 2009

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Hard clams begin their lives as males, and often become females later on. By comic strip logic — and if you don’t accept comic strip logic you should be more upset about clams talking than anything else — this means they should be going by themselves to the Sadie Hawkins dance.In case anybody’s stmped by the Sadie Hawkins dance itself, you can click here

Filed in Bill Bickel, Brevity, Guy & Rodd, Sadie Hawkins, clams, comic strips, comics, humor | 18 responses so far

I’m Not Trying To Split Hairs, But…

Cidu Bill on Jun 18th 2009

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How can this make hair thicker?

Filed in Bill Bickel, F-Minus, Tony Carrillo, comic strips, comics, humor | 16 responses so far

Lebaron

Cidu Bill on Jun 18th 2009

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A reference to Chrysler’s current woes? And what’s significant about chasing lebarons as opposed to any other cars?

And just for the record, the Lebaron has been out of production since 1995.

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Chrysler, Dogs, Jeff Stahler, Moderately Confused, cars, comic strips, comics, humor | 5 responses so far