Comments on: Wax On, Wax Off

By: duggie

duggie — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 06:16:01 +0000

This phrase or something close to it was used on the Colbert Report tonight.

CIDU Bill — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:31:39 +0000

The comic might not be, Sal, but the comments certainly are.

Sal — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:29:50 +0000

golfing the dolphin, waxing his carrot, not really an Arlo though.

Keera — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:16:24 +0000

Man, am I glad I’m over 18!

The Ploughman — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:48:36 +0000

Wasn’t “flogging the dolphin” used in the movie “There’s Something About Mary?”

Elyrest — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:02:32 +0000

Reading the blog?

Typing the words?

Eating my lunch?

Pardon, I think I’d better go - I’m getting a little too excited.

Mark in Boston — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:58:24 +0000

Sometimes I think any phrase of the form “verbing the noun” refers to masturbation.
Including “verbing the noun”.

Frosted Donut — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:51:10 +0000

It does add another dimension, doesn’t it?

CIDU Bill — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:27:17 +0000

Any relation to the Sato from the previous comic?

Frosted Donut — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:21:41 +0000

Well, “polishing the porpoise” gets a whopping 9 hits, so despite the alliteration, “waxing” seems the more popular approach.

But polishing leads (in a roundabout way) to the rather disturbing Masturbate-a-thon:
http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/home.php

Where one learns that a certain Mr. Sato holds the men’s world’s record at 9 hours and 58 minutes. Don’t even ask about the distance record…