Archive for March, 2009

Piggyback Rides??

Cidu Bill on Mar 24th 2009

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Of course, they’re riding on the pigs’ shoulders

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Leigh Rubin, Rubes, comic strips, comics, humor, pigs | 8 responses so far

Creepy Comic of the Week

Cidu Bill on Mar 24th 2009

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Filed in Bill Bickel, Luann, comic strips, comics, humor | 20 responses so far

Old Soldiers Never Die

Cidu Bill on Mar 24th 2009

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Okay, this one fits the strange (and growing) category of Comics That Would Have Made More Sense 45 Years Ago

Filed in Arnold Palmer, Mike Peters, Mother Goose, comic strips, comics, humor | 14 responses so far

”Poop”???

Cidu Bill on Mar 24th 2009

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What do they think this is, Argyle Sweater?

Filed in B.C., Bill Bickel, comic strips, comics, humor | 14 responses so far

Frank

Cidu Bill on Mar 24th 2009

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Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Frankenstein, Mike Peters, Mother Goose, comic strips, comics, humor | 13 responses so far

LOL-March 23

Cidu Bill on Mar 23rd 2009

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Filed in Bill Bickel, Cathy, Mark Parisi, Off the Mark, comic strips, comics, comics that made us laugh out loud, humor, lol | 5 responses so far

Open Window

Cidu Bill on Mar 23rd 2009

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Filed in Basketcase Comix, Bill Bickel, CIDU, comic strips, comics, humor | 34 responses so far

Which

Cidu Bill on Mar 22nd 2009

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Sal Biondo: Okay. The cop clocks the witch going 88 mph so he arrests her and takes her home and chains her to a table to sweep. This is such good news he and his wife toast with champagne??

Filed in Bill Bickel, Brevity, CIDU, Guy & Rodd, comic strips, comics, humor | 29 responses so far

March 21, 2009: The Day Funky Winkerbean Rendered Me Compleetly Speechless

Cidu Bill on Mar 21st 2009

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I mean seriously… “WTF” is just so pitifully inadequate here…

Filed in Bill Bickel, Funky Winkerbean, Tom Batiuk, comic strips, comics | 25 responses so far

Even Billo Didn’t Know This

Cidu Bill on Mar 21st 2009

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Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, F-Minus, Tony Carrillo, clowns, comic strips, comics, humor | 19 responses so far

Hi-Ho

Cidu Bill on Mar 20th 2009

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Let me get this straight: Doc is smart and Dopey is stupid?? Golly. But is there an actual joke involved?

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Pop Culture Shock Therapy, Snow White, comic strips, comics, humor | 26 responses so far

Maybe If She Looked Like Janis…

Cidu Bill on Mar 20th 2009

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Presumably the sun’s finally come out, so what’s Noah’s problem here?

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Mike Peters, Mother Goose, Noah's Ark, comic strips, comics, humor | 36 responses so far

Magazine Cover of the Month

Cidu Bill on Mar 19th 2009

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The blog post and discussion are on the Shakesville site (often NSFW)

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Shovel Ready

Cidu Bill on Mar 19th 2009

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“Shovel ready” is a Trendy Phrase du Jour (which actually dates back at least 15 years or so) referring to a construction site or project that can be used or started right away. Many comic strip characters have recently used the phrase to refer to themselves, including Alex Doonesbury, bemoaning her lack of a boyfriend, saying she’d be a shovel-ready girlfriend (which she presumably did not mean in an Arlo way).I sort of know what they’re getting at; but can anybody actually define what “shovel ready” means in this context?

Filed in Bill Bickel, shovel ready | 10 responses so far

Dude, Where’s My Cat?

Cidu Bill on Mar 19th 2009

Forrester: Please, for the love of god, someone explain this to me? The cat’s stuffed in the oversized pillow? Maybe? Heeeeelp!
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CIDU: Doing God’s work since 1994

Filed in Bill Bickel, Bliss, CIDU, comic strips, comics, humor | 21 responses so far

Quick as a Bunny

Cidu Bill on Mar 18th 2009

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Many, many people sent me this quick-rabbit-sex cartoon for today’s Arlo Page.

Filed in Arlo Page, Bill Bickel, Bill Holbrook, Kevin and Kell, comic strips, comics, humor, rabbits, sex | 11 responses so far

Solar Rhino Had a Vague, Uneasy Feeling That Somebody Else Had Already Sent Me These Two

Cidu Bill on Mar 18th 2009

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(but nobody had)

Filed in Agnes, Bill Bickel, Dilbert, Scott Adams, comic strips, comics, humor, synchronicity | 10 responses so far

Erin Go Bleagh!

Cidu Bill on Mar 18th 2009

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I think we’re all just as happy this comic hasn’t been colorized, but presuamably the beer wasn’t green in the first panel. I can’t figure out what they’re getting at here joke-wise, but I’m fairly certain the Ewww designation is called for.

Filed in B.C., Bill Bickel, CIDU, Ewww, Saint Patrick's Day, comic strips, comics, humor | 24 responses so far

Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead

Cidu Bill on Mar 17th 2009

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Traditional Irish toast: “May you be in Heaven an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.” But what’s, you know, the actual joke here?

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Chopping Block, Devil, Heaven, comic strips, comics, humor | 14 responses so far

McPluggers

Cidu Bill on Mar 17th 2009

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So what they’re saying here is that only Pluggers eat at McDonald’s?

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, McDonald's, Pluggers, comic strips, comics, humor | 23 responses so far

O.J. Insults Our Intelligence Again

Cidu Bill on Mar 17th 2009

Except this time we’re actually talking about orange juice.

In another How Stupid Do They Think We Are episode, Tropicana is proudly offering us Trop 50, with half the sugar and half the calories of their regular orange juice. The secret, apparently, is a drink that’s 1/2 orange juice and 1/2 water, enhanced with vitamins to equal what you’d get in a glass of actual orange juice.

As you’d expect, the price for this H2OJ is the same as for their actual orange juice — but if you look closely, you’ll see that insult has in fact been added to injury: Where the orange juice container contains 64 ounces, the identically-priced (and near-identical-looking) Trop 50 container contains 59 ounces. Yes, you’re expected to pay a premium for the watered-down product.

Filed in Bill Bickel, Tropicana, orange juice | 14 responses so far

Gatorade

Cidu Bill on Mar 17th 2009

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Filed in Basketcase Comix, Bill Bickel, CIDU, Gatorade, comic strips, comics, humor | 17 responses so far

LOL-March 16

Cidu Bill on Mar 16th 2009

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Filed in Basketcase Comix, Bill Bickel, Dinette Set, comic strips, comics, comics that made us laugh out loud, humor, lol | 19 responses so far

Sand

Cidu Bill on Mar 16th 2009

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Okay, I assume the blond kid built the bulldozer to tear down the girl’s sandcastle, in a Charles Addams sort of way — but what’s with the other kid and his pier?

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, F-Minus, Tony Carrillo, comic strips, comics, humor | 14 responses so far

Exciting News!

Cidu Bill on Mar 15th 2009

File this under “How stupid do they think we are?” (which of course is generally a rhetorical question).

A local supermarket chain is publicizing the “Exciting News!” that any customer who spends at least $1000 in a calendar quarter will receive 1 Continental Airlines OnePass point for every $2 spent. All very well and good, but no mention of the fact that up to now they were awarding 1 point for each dollar spent, without any $1000 threshold.

Filed in Bill Bickel | 14 responses so far