Archive for March 30th, 2009

LOL-March 30

Cidu Bill on Mar 30th 2009

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Filed in Arlo and Janis, Basketcase Comix, Bill Bickel, Darby Conley, Dave Coverly, Get Fuzzy, Jimmy Johnson, Joe Martin, Mister Boffo, Speed Bump, Trix, comic strips, comics, comics that made us laugh out loud, humor, lol, rabbits | 9 responses so far

Stupidest F****** Bird in the World

Cidu Bill on Mar 30th 2009

Maybe some birdophile can offer a suggestion here…

There’s this cardinal who for just over 11 hours on Saturday flew into the bay window in my living room. Continually. For over 11 hours. No exaggeration. Stuns himself, gets up, says “d’oooh,” and flies into the window again. Hundreds of times.

Sunday, same thing.

This morning he’s back at it.

There’s nothing  inside the room that can possibly be attracting him. A couple of people suggested taping silhouettes of raptors in the windows.  They might as well be targets. I stand next to the window like a human scarecrow, waving my arms. He ignores me.

Eventually, I’m going to have a dead bird in front of my house.  I’d rather this not happen, despite the fact that he’s permanently scratched up an expensive window and this would clearly be Natural Selection at work — but I really have no idea how to cure this bird of his obsession with my window and send him off to get on with his life.

Any thoughts?

Filed in Bill Bickel, birds | 32 responses so far

Chickens and Eggs

Cidu Bill on Mar 30th 2009

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Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, John Deering, Strange Brew, comic strips, comics, humor | 21 responses so far