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Pants

on Nov 30th 2008

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Days of Thunder RIP?

on Nov 29th 2008

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  • It seems to have disappeared from comics.com since the site revamp, and I’m not seeing it anywhere else online.

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Weird Science

on Nov 29th 2008

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Hopefully there’s more to this than  “Science is harder than the arts.”

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Jimmy Johnson Doesn’t Understand Teenage Boys

on Nov 28th 2008

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No way that turkey leg is still around by Friday afternoon: Gene would have polished it off by 2am.
 
We went to in-laws for dinner, so we didn’t have leftovers here. An hour after we got home, my Gene-aged son and his friends took off to White Castle for their next meal.
 
Happy Black Friday to all.

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Post-Thanksgiving Ewww File

on Nov 28th 2008

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First Christmas CIDU of the Season

on Nov 28th 2008

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But the Tips Are Huge!

on Nov 27th 2008

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When Turkeys Fly

on Nov 26th 2008

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Off-topic, of course, but… Can anybody think of a single line, used only once in a single television episode, that’s as memorable (and capable of evoking memories of the entire episode) as “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly“?

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Billo Approved Today’s Synchronicity Comics

on Nov 26th 2008

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Get Stuffed

on Nov 26th 2008

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Turkeys are stuffed at Thanksgiving. Got it. But other than the wordplay, what’s the joke?

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No Highlights for Children?

on Nov 25th 2008

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Poor resolution on this one — but the doctor’s name is H. Blog, and the magazines are Money, Barrons and other financial publications.

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Comics That Made Us Thankful To Be Laughing Out Loud

on Nov 25th 2008

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Spare Change

on Nov 25th 2008

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Juror Asks Facebook Friends For Verdict Advice

on Nov 24th 2008

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9 1/2 Chickweed Lane

on Nov 24th 2008

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The current 9 Chickweed Lane storyline is ablout as blatant as you’re going to see in a newspaper comic: Edda has discovered that the only way to cure Amos’s hiccups is to have sex with him.

(Of course, it’s also possible that Amos is simply a lot smarter than he looks)

MM From NJ also nominated this for the much-coveted Arlo Award, commenting “Slurp slurp!”

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McDonald’s Sued Over Nude Photos

on Nov 24th 2008

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LOL-November 24

on Nov 24th 2008

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Checkmate

on Nov 24th 2008

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A Skim-Scam

on Nov 23rd 2008

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Clearly, the glass company is trying to con him: Since when does a Beijing company deal in yen?

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Joe Dirt

on Nov 23rd 2008

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Just for the record, this appeared before the political emergence of either Joe Six-Pack or Joe the Plumber

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Got Sex?

on Nov 22nd 2008

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Today’s “bonus” Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal goes directly to the Arlo Page, because I can’t imagine any explanations that won’t belong there. Continue Reading »

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Chicken Butt

on Nov 22nd 2008

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Friday Afternoon Ewww

on Nov 21st 2008

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Jeff Hall sent this as a companion to last week’s Ewww File

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Sorta Like Holding a Conversation With a Cactus

on Nov 21st 2008

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Barrels

on Nov 21st 2008

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