Archive for September, 2008

Slots

Cidu Bill on Sep 21st 2008

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Well yeah, sounds like a real bummer. Probably good for a verse in Alanis’s song. But what’s the joke?

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Hilary B. Price, Rhymes With Orange, comic strips, comics, humor | 19 responses so far

”Droopy Drawers” Law Declared Unconstitutional

Cidu Bill on Sep 20th 2008

Filed in Bill Bickel, Crimeweek, Weird World of Crime, crime | Comments Off

What, She Worry?

Cidu Bill on Sep 20th 2008

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Wouldn’t it be more worrisome?

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, comic strips, comics, humor | 24 responses so far

Pic ‘N’ Pay

Cidu Bill on Sep 19th 2008

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Okay, this seems like the tortuous build-up to a play-on-words punchline, but I just can’t seem to get it.

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, One Big Happy, comic strips, comics, humor | 12 responses so far

Quote of the Day

Cidu Bill on Sep 19th 2008

(or Cheap Shot of the Day, whatever)

Barack Obama, referring to John McCain: “And now he tells us that he’s the one who’s gonna’ to take on the old boys network. The old boys network? In the McCain campaign that’s called a staff meeting.”

Filed in Barack Obama, Bill Bickel, John McCain, humor, politics | 26 responses so far

Shot Across the Bow

Cidu Bill on Sep 19th 2008

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Do viola players actually have this reputation, or is this something McEldowney just pulled out of his butt, in which case the joke doesn’t really make any sense?

Filed in 9 Chickweed Lane, Bill Bickel, Brooke McEldowney, CIDU, comic strips, comics, humor, violas | 37 responses so far

Off the Reservation

Cidu Bill on Sep 19th 2008

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Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Tina's Groove, comic strips, comics, humor, restaurants | 9 responses so far

Self-Proclaimed JonBenet Suspect Feels ”Unwanted,” Leaves Country

Cidu Bill on Sep 18th 2008

Filed in Bill Bickel, Crimeweek, John Mark Karr, JonBenet Ramsey, crime, media | Comments Off

Ted Rall’s Hat Trick

Cidu Bill on Sep 18th 2008

Nicole sent this one as a candidate for the Arlo Page, the Ewww Files, and ChadWatch.
Personally, I’d lean toward Ewww… Continue Reading »

Filed in Arlo Page, Bill Bickel, ChadWatch, Ewww, Ted Rall, comic strips, comics, humor, political cartoons | 11 responses so far

Catfights

Cidu Bill on Sep 18th 2008

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You’d think after more than 14 years of this I’d either start to understand cat-related comics, or I’d know enough to stop trying.

Filed in Bill Bickel, Bizarro, Dan Piraro, cats, comic strips, comics, humor | 20 responses so far

Good Eye

Cidu Bill on Sep 18th 2008

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Because he didn’t swing?

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, In the Bleachers, Steve Moore, baseball, comic strips, comics, humor | 12 responses so far

Why Did There Have To Be… well, you know…

Cidu Bill on Sep 18th 2008

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Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, In the Bleachers, Steve Moore, comic strips, comics, humor | 12 responses so far

Do Tell

Cidu Bill on Sep 17th 2008

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Yeah, there are fewer tellers now that there are fewer walk-in customers. Makes sense, I’d say. What’s the gag here?

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Hi and Lois, banks, comic strips, comics, humor | 21 responses so far

Okay, I’m With Mrs. Olson Here…

Cidu Bill on Sep 17th 2008

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Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Frazz, Jef Mallet, comic strips, comics, humor | 14 responses so far

Heart of the School

Cidu Bill on Sep 17th 2008

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Three people sent me this one before lunchtime, so I figured I might as well put it online:

Mr. Barnes switched from being the music teacher to being the football coach as a way of increasing his job security, since schools are going to drop their music programs way before they drop their football programs.

Of course the joke would have worked better if Heart and Dean weren’t second-graders, since I’ve yet to come across an elementary school with its own football team (though I wouldn’t be surprised to be told that Texas elementary schools have them). Cartoonists should have a Gag Exchange Program, where if Mark Tatulli has an idea that’s better suited to a high school strip, Archie can use it, and if the Archie writers come up with a storyline too relentlessly grim for Riverdale High, they can pass it along to Westview High.

Filed in Bill Bickel, Heart of the City, Mark Tatulli, comic strips, comics, football, humor, schools | 12 responses so far

She’d Have Been Blue, Not White

Cidu Bill on Sep 17th 2008

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Just need to point out here… I’m pretty sure she would have been breathing all along.

Filed in Bill Bickel, Pardon My Planet, Snow White, Vic Lee, comic strips, comics, humor | 28 responses so far

Another Arlo Sweater

Cidu Bill on Sep 17th 2008

Okay, first of all this guy looks nothing like Willie Stargell.

But putting that aside… Is there any interpretation of this comic that doesn’t merit the Arlo Award? Continue Reading »

Filed in Argyle Sweater, Arlo Award, Arlo Page, Bill Bickel, CIDU, Scott Hilburn, comic strips, comics, humor, pirates | 14 responses so far

Blackbird

Cidu Bill on Sep 17th 2008

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My best guess here is that what we’re supposed to be seeing is Arlo seeing an enormous bird whose shadow covers everything — and that United Media’s new policy of colorizing their comics is at fault for the appearance that only Arlo is under the shadow (though of course I could be wrong).

This is the second day of United Media’s new policy of not leaving well enough alone, and I think it’s fairly clear that they hired all the colorizers who were too incompetent to work for Ted Turner.

Seriously, guys, it’s been one garishly ugly comic after another so far. These comics, like Casablanca, were created to be seen in black and white. Let’s leave them that way, okay?

By the way, shortly after I posted this — and shortly before she noticed I’d posted it — Nicole submitted it as a LOL

Filed in Arlo and Janis, Bill Bickel, CIDU, Jimmy Johnson, comic strips, comics, comics that made us laugh out loud, humor, lol | 13 responses so far

Comics That Confused The Hell Out of Al Gore

Cidu Bill on Sep 17th 2008

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Filed in Al Gore, Bill Bickel, CIDU, Frank n Ernest, comic strips, comics, humor | 7 responses so far

Oxyarlo

Cidu Bill on Sep 16th 2008

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Either Arlo is confused about what “oxymoron” means, or I am — or is there some problem with “foreseeable future” that I’m missing?

Filed in Arlo and Janis, Bill Bickel, CIDU, Jimmy Johnson, comic strips, comics, humor | 27 responses so far

$54 Million Lawsuit Over Lost Pants is Back in Court

Cidu Bill on Sep 16th 2008

Filed in Bill Bickel, Crimeweek, Roy Pearson, lawsuits | Comments Off

Thai

Cidu Bill on Sep 16th 2008

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Filed in Bill Bickel, Bliss, CIDU, comic strips, comics, humor | 15 responses so far

JonBenet’s Dad Forgives Media

Cidu Bill on Sep 15th 2008

Filed in Bill Bickel, Crimeweek, JonBenet Ramsey, crime | Comments Off

Mid-September LOLs

Cidu Bill on Sep 15th 2008

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Filed in Argyle Sweater, Bill Bickel, Darby Conley, Get Fuzzy, In the Bleachers, John Deering, Michael Palin, Non Sequitur, Sarah Palin, Scott Hilburn, Steve Moore, Strange Brew, Wiley Miller, cats, clowns, comic strips, comics, comics that made us laugh out loud, humor, lol, unicycles, xkcd | 18 responses so far

Synchronicity You Can’t Refuse

Cidu Bill on Sep 15th 2008

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(September 15)

Filed in Bill Bickel, Jim Meddick, Mike Peters, Monty, Mother Goose, Sopranos, comic strips, comics, humor, synchronicity | 2 responses so far