Seems Sort of Fishy to Me

Cidu Bill on Apr 6th 2008


Halibut?? I could understand if she said she had a haddock…

Filed in Bill Bickel, CIDU, Reality Check, comic strips, comics, fish, humor | 14 responses so far

14 Responses to “Seems Sort of Fishy to Me”

  1. Luke Apr 6th 2008 at 12:12 am 1

    Celibate? Groan.

  2. Kit Apr 6th 2008 at 12:27 am 2

    I didn’t like the others, they were all too flat.

  3. Rock Ripsnort Apr 6th 2008 at 01:31 am 3

    Took me a few minutes, but yep, celibate. Those are a few minutes I’ll never get back.

  4. brien Apr 6th 2008 at 01:55 am 4

    Sounds like the girl he’s dating is just being shellfish.

  5. bAT L. Apr 6th 2008 at 05:14 am 5

    I was thinking for a bit that it was implying race. Well, glad to be possibly wrong on that one.

  6. Susan T-O Apr 6th 2008 at 09:23 am 6

    LOL Kit!

    Yeah, gotta go with “celibate” on this one. Now, if you want some GOOD fish puns, check out Kip Adotta’s “Wet Dream” (it’s not dirty, I promise).
    http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=374

  7. eeyore19 Apr 7th 2008 at 08:00 pm 7

    That was a bad pun. The artist clearly has no remoras.

  8. My names not going on this Apr 7th 2008 at 10:24 pm 8

    Now, that really smelt, you clown. It shows you have no sole. On a scale of 1 to 10, it’s minus 5. It’s half-bass. What’s your angle, you bottom feeder? Or, do you just perch here to crab? The net result to to make me curse like an alewife. The hake with this. I’m leaving before you piscine the water and I get scrod. Maybe Bill will step in, but I don’t know what eel do to finnish this.

  9. The Ploughman Apr 8th 2008 at 03:41 pm 9

    Dude, whoever that is should really sign their name.

  10. arvy Apr 8th 2008 at 07:20 pm 10

    I got a good chuckle from #8, but that was probably a fluke. Whoever wrote it seemed to be floundering at the end.

  11. My names not going on this Apr 8th 2008 at 09:13 pm 11

    Ploughman: And have my name linked to that horrendous series of bad puns for as long as Google shall live? As the joke goes, I’m here because I’m crazy, not because I’m stupid.

    Arvy: You shrimp! Are you accusing me of being a piker? What kind of grouper bunch do you hang out with? I can not only pun circles around you, I can tie reef knots on the circles. I’ve a manta cuttle your boat, and I can do it very whale. You’ll be calling for help from the angels. Or were you just urchin me on?

    Maybe it’s time to clam up. I’ll get on my (sea)horse and scallop away. (And, I think I did it without duplicating anything from “Wet Dreams”, which is one of my favorites, too.)

  12. Cidu Bill Apr 8th 2008 at 09:33 pm 12

    You mean you want me to step in and get you off the hook?

  13. arvy Apr 8th 2008 at 10:41 pm 13

    Hang on - I’m still reeling from your fist post. I realize that it was a big gaffe to try to bait you like that. I didn’t do it on porpoise. I certainly don’t want to make anemone of someone with muscles like you - I’d prefer you be my chum so I’ll just clam up now. But you know, with your talent for puns I think you could be a star - although you’d initially have to work for scale.

  14. My names not going on this Apr 9th 2008 at 01:11 am 14

    Let’s consider it all water over the dam. There’s no need to gill each other or even conch each other. There’s no need for us to cross swordfish - that’s a game for suckers. I’m sorry if my post sounded like a troll line, and I admit you can certainly throw it back. You must have learned snapper dialog in school. But I can take a lot of crappie; I’ve got a hard shell, though I must say that some of it caused me to grunt. I’ll even admit that some of my comments smelt.

    Thank cod no one has gone off in high dungeness.

    I hope this has tortoise to be friends. I hope we’ll meet salmon chanted evening, somewhere down the pike. Seeing you will warm the cockles of my heart, like a ray of sun. If we meet in the Spring, perhaps we’ll sea robins. If we meet in Winter, we can skate and dredge up memories of this conversation.

    - Fin -

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