Shake ‘em
Cidu Bill on Mar 11th 2008
Okay, to the best of my recollection, this is the first time I’ve seen breasts actually shaking about in a mainstream comic strip.
Which actually sort of reminds me… What’s up with that commercial where Shakira’s dancing and her breasts are moving about in opposite directions, apparently independently from the rest of her body? Is that a learned skill, or are those things battery-powered?
Filed in Bill Bickel, Shakira, Zits, breasts, comic strips, comics, humor | 14 responses so far
furrykef Mar 11th 2008 at 03:49 am 1
I second Jeremy’s remark… that jiggle action would look messed up even on somebody who was actually hot.
Nicole Mar 11th 2008 at 07:49 am 2
When I saw this in my local paper, I could tell they were bouncing — but they look even more bouncy in color.
And I would certainly vote for this to be given an Arlo!
Eric Mar 11th 2008 at 08:16 am 3
That music is clearly not a form of Latin music. It looks more like 5th-grade clarinet recital music. Ha! Connie’s gettin’ jiggly to “Hot Cross Buns.”
Dan Mar 11th 2008 at 11:50 am 4
Jeez, the 80s called; they want their ugly leotard back.
Craig Mar 11th 2008 at 01:09 pm 5
I saw this one this morning and I could not decide it is would wind up in the Arlo pages or Ewww files, I think we have a good candidate for the Arlewwww Page.
Rasheed Mar 11th 2008 at 01:53 pm 6
My brother had pointed out one of the early Zits books where Jeremy showed her his report card or something, and her breasts shot out to her left and right at 180 deg angle.
As for Shakira, I’d chalk it up to years and years and YEARS of doing belly dancing and not much else.
Cidu Bill Mar 11th 2008 at 01:59 pm 7
Her breasts shot out in reaction to Jeremy’s report card? That’s just… very wrong.
Rock Ripsnort Mar 11th 2008 at 02:16 pm 8
Guys, guys– you’re just not used to seeing NATURAL bazoobs. It’s only the plastic ones that never move.
alley cat Mar 11th 2008 at 02:41 pm 9
It’s kinda weird that someone her age wouldn’t have heard of jogbras, but then again she doesn’t have any shoes on either, so this is apparently a completely support-free form of exercise.
Robyn Mar 11th 2008 at 05:02 pm 10
I got hysterical when I saw this, you have to be a female of a certain age to enjoy this. Patricia Heaton of “Everyoen Loves Raymond” fame said she decided to get her boobs lifted when she became tired of hearing “whap, whap, whap” as she ran on the treadmill.
That's Me Mar 11th 2008 at 06:05 pm 11
OK, I must not watch enough television. What Shakira add?
Cidu Bill Mar 11th 2008 at 06:08 pm 12
Who knows? I found the breast action so disconcerting, I have no idea what the commercial was for.
Frank Mar 11th 2008 at 07:27 pm 13
More like doing the “Hokey Pokey” to the beat of “La Cucaracha”.
spiritcatcher Mar 12th 2008 at 09:09 am 14
i refer to the movie “Elvira” (the grand finale dance scene) for research on that matter.